See every single action star in the world (minus Bruce Willis) line up for EXPENDABLES 3 teaser

Here's the first teaser trailer for next Summer's The Expendables 3. The movie stars every single person who has ever appeared in any action film that has ever been made, ever!

Or thereabouts!

In THE EXPENDABLES 3, Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill... or so he thought. In order to defeat Stonebanks, Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables' most personal battle yet.

It's a good job they filmed it in widescreen because this role call includes: (deep breath) STALLONE, STATHAM, BANDERAS, LI, SNIPES, LUNDGREN, GRAMMER. CREWS, COUTURE, LUTZ, ROUSEY, POWELL, ORTIZ, GIBSON, FORD and SCHWARZENEGGER (phew!).


No WILLIS though...