This official press release for Hodor's Rave of Thrones IS the best thing you will read today. Slowly, take this all in...
HODOR’s dedication to carrying Bran on his back has become legend but what is less well known is how much he enjoys carrying the party vibes long into the night. An established DJ in his homeland, HODOR of House Stark will be showcasing some of the deepest house from all seven kingdoms at his very own Rave Of Thrones.Yes, Hodor is a DJ! Because, of course he is!
"When I say Ho, you say Dor."
"Ho."-"Dor." "Ho."-"Dor"
Yep, Kristian Nairn, who plays Hodor on Game of Thrones, is a pretty well known DJ in his home country of Ireland, and now he's going of on his own 'Rave of Thrones' (I honestly am not making this up - I mean, I just couldn't!). What's a 'Rave of Thrones' I hear you cry? Why, it is an DJ tour of Australia that comes complete with a Game of Thrones themed set. Attendees are even encouraged to dress up as their favourite GOT character. Book me a flight to Sydney now!
The press release (which is the finest thing ever - read it all here) goes on to say:
Unlike the Red Wedding, these soirees will be remembered for seasons to come for all the right reasons. For one night only in every capital across this land venues will be transformed into the finest halls of Westeros, wherein patrons will be (enforced by the hand of the king) dressed to the occasion in a manner that would befit Queen Cersi herself.If you're in Australia and want to see if the mighty Hodor is Dj'ing near you then check out all the dates here.
All ravens will shortly be sent far and wide calling on Houses Baratheon, Balton, Florent, Lannister, Martel, Redwyne, Stark, Umber, Targeryan and Tully. Further north to those posted on the wall and beyond including Giants, Whitewalkers and even Direwolves. Across the seas to the people of Bravoos, Pentos, Qarth and even the nomadic Dothraki. Let's not forget Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
Whatever character or creature you choose to become for the night rest assured that all alliances and rivalries will be left at the gates to celebrate all things Game Of Thrones and all that is HODOR!
If he does not cut in samples of him saying "Hodor" in to every tune he plays there will surely be riots.
