Get yourself down to The Cloven Hoof, order a pint of Old Peculier and relax in front of the open fire whilst Christopher Morley recounts the strange tale of the Third Doctor's encounter with The Daemons.
The Master as a vicar? Clean up the tea you've
just spat out- yes, he did actually have a spell as a man of God!
Moving into the vicarage at Devil's End after the intended candidate
mysteriously disappears- under the alias of ' Reverend Magister' (
which the clever-clogs among you with at least a working knowledge of
Latin will know means ' master')- he sets about making a few changes
to the Sunday services.
Has he really given up on evil & settled down,
content to deliver sermons with the occasional appearance on Songs
Of Praise to boot? Has he heck.
The bearded badman's only been taken in as he's got nearly the whole
village under hypnosis! Presumably he had to weave his despicable web
in the General Synod as well. And before you scoff at that, it worked
for several prominent religious officials..lure them in with a few
choice words, lower your glasses & boom. The entire Church of
England is yours to command. Or if you're Catholic, perhaps the
papacy appeals?
Unfortunately for
the parishioners of Devil's End, Richard Curtis was nowhere near old
enough to turn all this into a Vicar Of Dibley-esque
comedic romp. So the Master is nothing like Geraldine Granger, with
the Squire no dimwitted Hugo-ish type. Which means only one thing.
The Master is just as charmingly evil as he has been throughout his
introductory season! He's got a plan, too. With May Day approaching
he's got better things to do than open the village fête....
Against the
backdrop of an archaeological dig taking place at local landmark the
Devil's Hump, a Bronze Age burial mound, the Master sets about
summoning Azal, last of the Daemons. With the Third Doctor & Jo
Grant watching events unfold at the dig on BBC Three ( a good few
years before it actually existed) something big just might be about
to go down! The Doctor is of course sceptical of any mention of magic
& the supernatural- the dig taking place at midnight on April 30.
Perhaps better known as Beltane, a sort of pagan answer to May Day.
Three's attitude
to the whole business is perhaps best summed up in this clip...
But of course he does end up setting off with Jo in tow after hearing
of the protests of Olive Hawthorne, the local white witch. She's
convinced something bad is moments away, sentiments with which the
Doctor agrees. What he makes of her assertion that great evil is
beginning & a 'horned one' will come isn't recorded. But there
just has to be a scientific explanation, right? Meanwhile Hawthorne's
off to see the vicar for a nice chat & a bit of hypnosis.
Luckily for her
the Master's attempts to win her round fall flat, and someone does
actually believe what the rest of the village dismisses as tall
tales. He's on his way, but having stopped to ask for directions he
unknowingly gives 'Magister' a chance to prepare for his arrival.
Giving away his current location to an agent of his biggest foe isn't
Three's smartest move! But the new vicar & his coven have more
urgent matters to attend to- the summoning of Azal! Now dressed in
some fetching red robes, with thirteen faithful acolytes, the ritual
can begin. Could it be too late to stop him?
It looks that way
for sure when Ms Grant goes to see how the Doctor's getting on in
stopping the dig- he & Professor Horner ( the man doing the
digging) are found frozen inside the Hump. This is but the first
stage of the plan...
Azal & Bok ( the Daemon's gargoyle servant) wreak havoc in the village, a heat barrier preventing anyone getting in or out. That includes UNIT forces, so this could be a bit of a stand-off! After saving Hawthorne & retiring to the Cloven Hoof pub as you might on such a tour of the place, & hearing her story of a 30-foot high Devil and this mysterious Magister fellow who'd had her kidnapped until Sergeant Benton saved her, Three begins to piece the puzzle together. Magister is the Master!
Azal & Bok ( the Daemon's gargoyle servant) wreak havoc in the village, a heat barrier preventing anyone getting in or out. That includes UNIT forces, so this could be a bit of a stand-off! After saving Hawthorne & retiring to the Cloven Hoof pub as you might on such a tour of the place, & hearing her story of a 30-foot high Devil and this mysterious Magister fellow who'd had her kidnapped until Sergeant Benton saved her, Three begins to piece the puzzle together. Magister is the Master!
A lively debate
on whether it's pure science or the supernatural causing all these
strange events ensues, with the Doctor quick to put together a nicely
done short presentation proving that the various Satan-like figures
feared by humanity down the years are all depictions of Daemons, the
inhabitants of Daemos not entirely coincidentally resembling the chap
who keeps an abode down in Hell. They're able to use their technology
to change their size, which explains how Olive was able to see Azal
as a massive bringer of darkness. They're not evil, though, merely
amoral- seeing humanity as an ongoing experiment of theirs.
The Master's also
been taken in, though, & wants some Daemonic power for himself.
Demanding that Azal give him what is his by right after summoning him
for a second time, he's surprised to learn that the Doctor is also
under consideration as a worthy candidate for the powers of
Daemonkind! Before departing, we learn that his third summoning will
be a sort of judgement day- he will decide whether the human race
deserves to carry on living, and to whom he will give his powers.
The Doctor is
soon captured & tied to a maypole by a group of possessed
villagers as May Day has dawned. Just what are these harbingers of
doom playing at? They're Morris dancers, no less...
So, surely, must begin a flood of letters to Steven Moffat demanding their return for Series 8- with or without the Master & Daemons in tow. Surely Twelve will be no match for the hanky-waving evildoers?
So, surely, must begin a flood of letters to Steven Moffat demanding their return for Series 8- with or without the Master & Daemons in tow. Surely Twelve will be no match for the hanky-waving evildoers?
No doubt he'll be
overcome by terrible bouts of fear the minute he hears their jaunty
tunes. Arguably there's something to be said for resurrecting the
Daemons, too ( if indeed the latest incarnation of Gallifrey's
favourite son is to take a darker turn). Any fans of cult horror The Wicker Man might notice more
than a few similarities.
Christopher Lee as the Series 8 Master, anyone?
Azal finally
decides to grant his power to the Master upon his return, perhaps
amused by the fact that the phrases used to summon him are just Mary
Had A Little Lamb spoken
backwards. Which means the Doctor must surely die- until Jo steps
forward to offer herself as a willing sacrifice in his place. This
show of compassion baffles the Daemon, to the extent that he
basically self-destructs! Leaving the Master to be captured by UNIT &
Benton to be invited to join in more dancing in perhaps the oddest
attempt at pulling by a lady ever...
What next for the Master? Maximum security prison & The Clangers! Of course, the Doctor will encounter another claimant to Beelzebub’s demonic mantle in his Tenth incarnation ( The Satan Pit). Recognise the Beastly voice? That's because Gabriel Woolf- the man behind it- was also behind Sutekh's mask in The Pyramids Of Mars.
Ten will also
encounter a new incarnation of the Master by the time of Utopia,
who is later revealed to have fled the Time War.
A criminally short cameo by Sir Derek Jacobi ( who should arguably
have been given more time before regenerating into John Simm) heralds
his return & a whole new reign of terror for the man formerly
known as Koschei ( The Dark Path).
Vote Saxon!
